Wife Confirms What Most Already Knew

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Mayumi Heene confirmed to authorities that the boy-in-runaway balloon stunt back in October was, in fact, a stunt.

Roadblock TV Alert: Hope For Haiti Telethon

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The Hope For Haiti Now Telethon Concert will begin live at 8:00pm EST.  According to TV Guide, the following channels will cover the event:

Taking a Mental Vacation from Politics.

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Let's face it: this week has been a total bummer.  That is, if you aren't a dyed in the wool conservative.

The Pie Hole is Open.

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Now, if only I could just find something to fill it with...